"Mom, I met a friend at school!"
"Great, What is her name?"
*look like I'm stupid* "I didn't ASK her."
"Well where did you meet her?"
"In line for recess. She showed me her special thing."
"What was it?"
"A piece of paper that smelled like marker."
*sigh of relief* "Great!"
Sam got a bunch of coins for his birthday.
"Joe, why don't YOU put all these coins in my bank one at a time. I could use some relaxing."
"Wow! This is the first time I've used my fiveness!"
*sobbing* "Fives can do whatever they want! Five are their own boss!!!"
"I haven't realized my age change."